The Pet Adoption Your Mom Warned You About

Welcome to the twisted world of Fugglers, where “cute and cuddly” gets flipped upside down and turned inside out. Say hello to the Butt Ugly Pets—a pack of strange, chaotic plush creatures that combine the charm of household pets with the unsettling weirdness of disturbingly human-like teeth.

Each 9-inch plush might pretend to be a normal cat, dog, rabbit, or even fish, but don’t be fooled. Their bulging eyes, crooked smiles, and “ugly-but-somehow-cute” personalities make them unlike any plush you’ve ever seen. These mischievous critters are notorious for causing trouble—whether it’s staring at you from across the room, plotting chaos from your shelf, or just being ugly in the most lovable way possible.

Crafted from soft plush fabric, these Fugglers are squishy and huggable (if you’re brave enough), but their biggest feature is also their strangest: a mouthful of unsettling, human-like teeth that grin back at you with unsettling confidence. Collectors and pranksters alike will love the surprise element, since each figure ships randomly, making every unboxing a mystery.

And for those who chase the weirdest of the weird? Keep an eye out for the rare “Butt-On-Hole” Fugglers, hidden in the assortment and ready to shock even the most hardcore collectors.

Whether you’re starting your Fuggler collection, gifting one as a bizarre surprise, or just want to add a little chaos to your décor, these Butt Ugly Pets are guaranteed to spark laughs, confusion, and maybe even a little fear.