ABOUT THIS ITEM
The Perfect Party Favor!
Looking for a fun, novelty gift to give at a party, shower, or event? These high-quality oversized stoneware mugs from Certified International™ are the perfect solution! These hilarious mugs feature 12 different tongue-in-cheek phrases for that sarcastic or party-loving friend. Choose between two different collections:
"Life's Little Absurdities"
For your sarcastic friends! You will receive one of the following six phrases:
"Sarcasm: Just one more service I offer."
"People have such a hard time laughing at themselves. So, I do it for them."
"The last thing I want to do is annoy you. But it's definitely on the list."
"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you."
"Wait a minute, I need to put on my Gosh-I-Really-Care Face."
"Despite the look on my face... you're still talking?"
"It's Five O'Clock Somewhere..."
For your party friends! You will receive one of the following six phrases:
"Have you ever had too much wine? Me neither."
"Alcohol, you're on the bench. Coffee, suit up."
"I don't have the blood alcohol level to deal with this right now."
"I like to have a glass of wine to relax after a long glass of wine."
"I'd like a café mocha, valium, vodka latte please."
"Some people say the glass is half full, some people say the glass is half empty. I say, "Are you going to drink that?""
- Funny, sarcastic sayings
- Perfect for your favorite hot beverages
- Great for birthday, hostess or shower gifts
- Dishwasher and microwave safe for reheating only
Pick from one of our two collections:
"Life's Little Absurdities" or
"It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere..."
- Materials: Durable stoneware
- Color: Black, white
- Capacity: 22oz
- Dimensions: 4.88" high x 6" wide x 4" deep
- Includes (1) Oversized Funny Phrase Mug, ships assorted